If you’d like to attend one of the three American Paladin launch parties, get your tickets here- SLC: https://luma.com/y28izbej

Austin: https://luma.com/x6uqnluc

Nashville: https://luma.com/ruwy2z2p

The sequel to Academy of Outcasts is out May 5th! It is available in stores, and online in all formats. Including audiobook and Kindle Unlimited.

Ozwald Carnavon used to be a lowly rank-one nobody mining “Red” on a plane of fire.

Now, he’s the acting head of the officially sanctioned (but totally broke) Academy of Outcasts. Situated in “The Tube”—a mile-tall wizard tower that fell over fifty years ago and is now an obnoxiously haunted ruin—the school is the talk of the Under Slump, mostly because they’ll accept anyone with a pulse and a single spell to share.

But running an academy for magical misfits isn’t all spell-crafting and experiments. When the legendary founder, Gaul “the Mutilator” Haddar, vanishes to hunt pirates, he leaves Oz in charge of a gaggle of aspiring mages who are more likely to blow themselves up than pass a test.

And then the landlord comes knocking.

The thrilling sequel in this epic new saga from LARRY CORREIA, award-winning author of Monster Hunter International and Saga of the Forgotten Warrior.

This progression fantasy epic features a D&D-inspired setting split by portals into elemental realms, slow-growth power progression, magic academies, and unforgettable characters!

I love writing these, and the first one did fantastic so I’m glad you guys like them. And yes, there’s lots more Trax Bloodtrail. (book reviewer Jonathan Koan just said this was the best book of the 50 he’s read so far this year and gave it a 9.7 out of 10)

I will be doing some local book signings for this as well if you are in the Utah area.

That one is a ticketed event due to limited space, but you can get your ticket here – https://www.eventbrite.com/e/author-signing-with-larry-correia-jeffery-h-haskell-tickets-1987864037849

Then I’ll be at the American Fork Barnes & Noble on Saturday the 23rd at 2.

The Sugar House Barnes & Noble on the 31st at 12.

The Park City Barnes & Noble on June 6 at 12.

And the West Jordan Barnes & Noble on June 20 (not sure the time of that one)

The on June 26th in Salt Lake City at a location still to be announced will be the ticketed/back event for the release of American Paladin.

The second anthology of Monster Hunter stories is out now, and the reviews are great.

They’re actively recording the audio version now, and I will let you know as soon as it’s available.

Check it out. This is a really good bunch of stories, from some very talented authors all set in my MHI universe.

Larry’s field notes definitely needs to be preserved. You know- for science! -Jack

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Let me clue you guys in.

A common tactic used by dishonest bully assholes is to pretend that the internet is a real place, which functions on the same rules of civility as in real life conversations.

When they see someone saying something they don’t like, they weaponize the unstated rules of discourse by swooping in and “only asking questions”.

Because in normal face to face human interaction when someone asks you a question, you usually answer it. That’s the default path.

So you answer. The dishonest trash ignores that and asks another. Repeat. Again. Repeat. Again. And they aren’t just simple questions. They are homework assignments.

Deep down on an instinctual level dishonest pricks understand the Brandollini Principle. So they throw out some little bullshit, knowing it will take you an order of magnitude more effort to refute that bullshit than to create it.

Even worse, this type of asshole travels in packs. So no matter how many times you do one homework assignment for a stranger, there’s a dozen others in the comments doing the same thing. All of them willfully ignoring the answers you already provided to the others.

Now, because these are profoundly dishonest people and there is no actual honest engagement at play, they will bury you in bullshit until the polite victim finally says enough and gets snappy OR they will ask a question which is too complex to explain, doesn’t have a real answer, or is just so pointless no one will bother.

At that point the dishonest fake civility people will pounce. Because by failing or refusing to answer them, they declare that you have broken the rules of civility. They win. You lose. You suck.

Of course these rules of civility are a one way street. At no point do they honestly answer the people asking them questions. They might spend 30 seconds on Google and paste the first headline they think agrees with them (and they never read the article) but you have to write them a thesis with annotated bibliography or else. Which they will ignore anyway, and then demand you write another.

In real life if some fucking bum comes up to you asking bullshit questions because he wants to take advantage of you “nice” people get trapped, and now you’re in a conversation you never wanted about how he needs to borrow $20 for gas money because his baby mamma got a job interview and blah blah blah until he robs you.

These fuckers are that, only online.

So just like the in real life bullshit panhandler addict loser, you can either play their game or be assertive and tell them to fuck off. Both versions get super upset when you refuse to play by the fake rules of civility.

How can you tell a lying, time sucking bum, from an honest person who is seeking good faith discussion. Oh there’s many tells. The liars stink.

So they know they’re full of shit. We know they’re full of shit. They know that we know. We know that they know that we know. So why should we waste time pretending?

When you get one of these time sucking assholes, just skip to where you know you’re gonna end up anyway. If you feel like answering questions ONLY do it for the audience. Anything else is a waste.
EDIT: for Internet Zoology purposes this type of creature will be called a Time Sucking Cockwomble.

You know, all the recent TL/DR complaints got me to thinking… as a novelist I’m really not serving the impatient, entitled, short attention span, functionally illiterate, community nearly as well as I should. So I’m going to produce TL/DR versions of all my novels. Here are the first books of each series-

Monster Hunter International – An accountant shoots monsters, then shoots more monsters, and then shoots different kinds of monsters.

Son of the Black Sword – An Indian guy who might be autistic forgets a bunch of stuff then remembers it. Also there is stabbing.

Academy of Outcasts – Like this kid wants to be a wizard or something, but there’s a shark, and the shark might be autistic.

Servants of War – This kid who is not autistic but needs glasses gets to drive a giant robot with magic. Also lots of rats eating people.

Gun Runner – A different kid drives a different giant robot, only it isn’t magic. And the space ship captain is based on Nick Searcy.

Dead Six – Its like a buddy cop show only they aren’t buddies or cops and there’s a lot of shoot outs in two different deserts.

Lost Planet Homicide – Now this one has buddies who are cops but the shoot outs are in a big cave. It’s like Space Bosch, but not Space Justified, because the character based on Nick Searcy is in a different one.

The Adventures of Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Agent – honestly, the title should be enough for you. Also there is a manatee.

Into The Storm – I don’t know. This was someone else’s universe, but I got to write about the Dirty Dozen only with mad science lightning swords.

American Paladin – Have Gun Will Travel but for the guy who shoots Aztecs from another dimension, like if the Punisher was a cowboy.

There you go. If you functional illiterates made it this far you owe me 80 cents for each of those summaries. I take Venmo.